With A Little Trace Of Love.

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

What, you wouldn’t pay $1.1 billion for that?

[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]

(Source: are-you-seduced-yet)

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

Hey. Scientist friends. Make this happen.

nordicunicorn:

candyp0p:

uncomfortablechair:

vicsagod:

exceldamage:

fullmetal-dipshit:

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Time to move to the UK

Dude I would kill for that grading scale

wait, so what  is it in america then?

100 A+

95 A

90 A-

86-89 B+

85 B

80 B-

76-79 C+

75 C

70 C-

65-69 D

Anything below that is an F

is that real??

yup

Yup.

…is this a real thing?

ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

(Source: bulletbakas)

I hate this nonfiction class.

I hate trudging through memories of things that happened to me five years ago that can still reduce me to tears.

I hate the fact that I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to fully get over what happened.

I hate the fact that horrid people can have such a lasting effect on your life.

I hate that I can’t just make it go away.

I hate that I still cry over it.

I hate that it changed me.

But mostly I hate that no matter how strong I try to be, it still gets to me sometimes. I hate being weak.

thewallvine:

worldaccordingtofangirls:

i am so jealous of europeans

three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously

three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine

except three hours away 

Three tours of travelling and I’m in a city that makes me physically ill, surrounded by cows, megahipsters, and rude Canadians. #bellingham

I get to go through hours of travel to get away from all of those things! :D

(Source: worldaccording)